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Saturday, September 30, 2006

A Very Bad Baseball Poem

The park was filled with black and orange
and blue and white
and two neanderthal fans got in a fight.

Back and forth the cries did fly
Let's Go Giants! (shouted out with confidence and reliance)
Beat SF! (came back with defiance)

Let's go Dodgers!
Beat LA!
Neither side could hold the other at bay.

Orange rags swirling in the park
rally rag night - we swung those rags a lot!

Lowry ptiched a solid game
he gave the Giants no shame.
Alou yanked Corea pitching strikes all,
put in Stanton to pitch balls!

As oftimes happens cause our pitching staff ain't sound,
the Giants lost the game when the
closer took the mound.

Giants v. Dodgers
Friday, September 29

Giants v Dodgers
9/30 1:10PM

Giants v Dodgers
10/01 1:15


Anonymous Anonymous said...


this is
very bad...

maybe if you could work in "bunt" and find something that rhymes...


September 30, 2006 10:30 AM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

I know! punt!

Very interesting poem.

September 30, 2006 10:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hi ned

how about
blunt ???


September 30, 2006 12:18 PM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

Bird, /t. has you nick named Ned.

September 30, 2006 12:23 PM  
Blogger ThursdayNext said...

No poem about baseball can be bad.


Ugh my Yanks are down at the moment...grrrrr.

September 30, 2006 3:32 PM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

Let's go Mets!

September 30, 2006 4:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Bird,

please try,
we're on the hunt
we're on the hunt
we're on the hunt
for... what?



October 01, 2006 11:20 AM  
Blogger Little Lamb said...

I think /t. is feeling horny.

October 01, 2006 12:54 PM  
Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

/t. doesn't have time to shpank it.

October 01, 2006 6:02 PM  
Blogger disguised said...

Alou must go.
Shows he's a schmo.
When he leaves 'em in--status quo.



We wished he'd balked,
Instead he walked
The winning run on base.

Around he came
Fast as a flame
Ahead of the catcher apace.

October 01, 2006 10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

apocalypse now
playing at k9's

end of the world
as you never imagined


we return you now to regular programming


October 02, 2006 5:37 PM  
Blogger Aunty Belle said...

Bird Beauty, c'mon over to the FRONT porch--wanna know what ya think....at least there warn't no BIRD in that apocalyptic vision of the Dawg's, heh heh.

October 03, 2006 6:46 AM  
Blogger savagefredd said...

Fucking Giants. Fuck the fucking Giants. Tough season.
Maybe I'm just cranky or just partial to poetry about your womanhood. Am I nuts, bird? You gettin' in my head?

October 07, 2006 9:43 PM  

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