A Very Bad Baseball Poem
The park was filled with black and orange
and blue and white
and two neanderthal fans got in a fight.
Back and forth the cries did fly
Let's Go Giants! (shouted out with confidence and reliance)
Beat SF! (came back with defiance)
Let's go Dodgers!
Beat LA!
Neither side could hold the other at bay.
Orange rags swirling in the park
rally rag night - we swung those rags a lot!
Lowry ptiched a solid game
he gave the Giants no shame.
Alou yanked Corea pitching strikes all,
put in Stanton to pitch balls!
As oftimes happens cause our pitching staff ain't sound,
the Giants lost the game when the
closer took the mound.
Giants v. Dodgers
3/4
Friday, September 29
Giants v Dodgers
9/30 1:10PM
Giants v Dodgers
10/01 1:15
and blue and white
and two neanderthal fans got in a fight.
Back and forth the cries did fly
Let's Go Giants! (shouted out with confidence and reliance)
Beat SF! (came back with defiance)
Let's go Dodgers!
Beat LA!
Neither side could hold the other at bay.
Orange rags swirling in the park
rally rag night - we swung those rags a lot!
Lowry ptiched a solid game
he gave the Giants no shame.
Alou yanked Corea pitching strikes all,
put in Stanton to pitch balls!
As oftimes happens cause our pitching staff ain't sound,
the Giants lost the game when the
closer took the mound.
Giants v. Dodgers
3/4
Friday, September 29
Giants v Dodgers
9/30 1:10PM
Giants v Dodgers
10/01 1:15
posted by Bird | 8:20 AM
12 Comments:
bird,
this is
very bad...
maybe if you could work in "bunt" and find something that rhymes...
/t.
I know! punt!
Very interesting poem.
hi ned
how about
blunt ???
/t.
Bird, /t. has you nick named Ned.
No poem about baseball can be bad.
Ever.
Ugh my Yanks are down at the moment...grrrrr.
Let's go Mets!
Dear Bird,
please try,
"
we're on the hunt
we're on the hunt
we're on the hunt
for... what?
Yours,
O
I think /t. is feeling horny.
/t. doesn't have time to shpank it.
Alou must go.
Shows he's a schmo.
When he leaves 'em in--status quo.
4-4-7????
OR
We wished he'd balked,
Instead he walked
The winning run on base.
Around he came
Fast as a flame
Ahead of the catcher apace.
apocalypse now
playing at k9's
end of the world
as you never imagined
SPARRING K9
we return you now to regular programming
/t.
Bird Beauty, c'mon over to the FRONT porch--wanna know what ya think....at least there warn't no BIRD in that apocalyptic vision of the Dawg's, heh heh.
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