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Saturday, February 04, 2006

Fortune Cookie

Regards to Frog, from whose site I, in a blurry-eyed, drooling state induced from damnable MA thesis writing, indirectly, ziggy-zaggily stumbled into this:

Your Fortune Is
Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator


Blogger Blue said...

If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin.

February 04, 2006 3:47 AM  
Blogger Jack K. said...

I tried to connect to the site but wasn't available from your link. My youngest daughter and a couple of other friends tell me about sites like these. (See Alison's latest posting for another such site.) I like to visit them.

As for damnable MA theses, Ugh. Unless the topic is really interesting. Then you can get lost in it. On the other hand, when the thesis advisors wants it written in their style what can you say? Can do easy.

Now get back to that damnable thesis. And, let us know how it turned out.

That's an order, which you are completely free to ignore.

I need to go now and ponder the wisdom of your fortune cookie fortune. Hmmm, stand on toilet, get high on pot. Hmmm!

What happens if you get so small you fall in? Is there a life jacket handy? Hmmm!

February 04, 2006 8:22 AM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

Hey, I am not sure if I ever got back to you on the usage/rights question. Go for it. I put everything out there with a "copy and paste at will" licensing that no one has come up with a good name for yet. I do have the symbol at Blasted Reality, tho.
Oh, yeah... not sure if I mentioned. The first rounds of "call and respond" with K9 are rap: 4/4 time signature, broken beat for emphasis. The Napalm series is 3/4 which is almost always country, bluegrass or folk. I was as suprised as you, but I was obliged to respond in format. Laugh. I'm still waiting for him to acknowledge this.

February 05, 2006 1:10 AM  
Blogger Blue said...

I like this one better:

Just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

February 05, 2006 3:51 AM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...


It is I, the clipped voice of rusty and powerful Fat Tony.

You, Boyed, are invited to select a book. Might I suggest Bitch Magazine for feminisim in pop culture?

I hope that you will find it to your liking. The boss tells me and I come, to tell it... ....to The Boyed.


February 05, 2006 8:07 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

The capitalist dog said:

Vanille, make wit ....da Boyed.

You are being summoned to the Bogsblog.

PS: h...w...s...x...f...c...e...y

February 06, 2006 7:56 AM  

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