Shopping at Walgreens (for almost everything a healthy woman needs)
One bottle of Bolla Valpolicella 2005: $7.99
One 4.3 oz tube of Arm &Hammer Advance White, Floride Anti-Cavity Toothpaste with Baking Soda and Peroxide: $4.19
Two tubes of Maybeline Rose Superstay Lip Color: $9.99 each
One 30 caplet box of Estroven Hormone-Balancing Dietary Supplement with Soy and Black Cohosh, plus vitamins B-6, E & Calcium: $14.99
One pack of 3, Durex Extra Sensitive Ribbed Lubricated Condoms: $2.99
One pack of 3, Durex Tropical (assorted colors and luscious flavors) Lubricated Condoms: $3.99
The beet-red blush of the 19 year-old cashier with peach fuzz on his chin: Priceless
One 4.3 oz tube of Arm &Hammer Advance White, Floride Anti-Cavity Toothpaste with Baking Soda and Peroxide: $4.19
Two tubes of Maybeline Rose Superstay Lip Color: $9.99 each
One 30 caplet box of Estroven Hormone-Balancing Dietary Supplement with Soy and Black Cohosh, plus vitamins B-6, E & Calcium: $14.99
One pack of 3, Durex Extra Sensitive Ribbed Lubricated Condoms: $2.99
One pack of 3, Durex Tropical (assorted colors and luscious flavors) Lubricated Condoms: $3.99
The beet-red blush of the 19 year-old cashier with peach fuzz on his chin: Priceless
Labels: condoms, estroven, lip color, safe sex practices, toothpaste, wine, women's health
posted by Bird | 11:22 PM
7 Comments:
you're a cheap date.
don't
leave home
without it, bird :)
/t.
the condom flew across the room because it was pissed off.....
wait a minit....wait a minit...
When last we heard, the BIrd was singing the praises of her new lover, and it was understood to be the city.
Gal, yer gonna need a bigger condom fer THAT lover.....
cj: that it, without a doubt, one of the worst jokes i have seen or heard - hahahahahahaha!
boneman - you're right - i'd best head back to walgreens - wonder what the look on the kid's face will be this time?
/t. : i am always prepared - kind of like a boy scout.
CT: no indeed, sir, i am not a cheap date, but i certainly run by my own rules.
and lest we all forget - this is a blog, and it's filled with an odd mixtre of fact, fiction, and exaggeration. all is never quite what it appears to be.
though i will say - it is indeed true - the City is my lover and I am quite enamored of it.
of course, this now leads me to the premise that fiction though not real, can be true. while fact, though real, might not be true.
flap/flap/swoosh!
the clerk had a thing for you, I believe... can you guess what that thing was?
You sure know how to make a person's day. giggle.
brw, have you visited this site that features an ongoing mystery story with just the right touch of erotica? It begins here. It's a great story. Hale writes very well.
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