Shopping at Walgreens (for almost everything a healthy woman needs)

One bottle of Bolla Valpolicella 2005: $7.99

One 4.3 oz tube of Arm &Hammer Advance White, Floride Anti-Cavity Toothpaste with Baking Soda and Peroxide: $4.19

Two tubes of Maybeline Rose Superstay Lip Color: $9.99 each

One 30 caplet box of Estroven Hormone-Balancing Dietary Supplement with Soy and Black Cohosh, plus vitamins B-6, E & Calcium: $14.99

One pack of 3, Durex Extra Sensitive Ribbed Lubricated Condoms: $2.99

One pack of 3, Durex Tropical (assorted colors and luscious flavors) Lubricated Condoms: $3.99

The beet-red blush of the 19 year-old cashier with peach fuzz on his chin: Priceless